A man was experiencing chronic1 infections so he took his urologist's advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was perturbed2 to see a large group of doctors standing3 around his hospital bed.
What's up doc? he asked nervously4.
Uh, well ... there's been a bit of a mix-up, admitted his surgeon. I'm afraid that instead of a circumcision, we performed a sex-change operation on you. You now have a very nice vagina instead of a penis.
What! gasped5 the patient. You mean I'll never experience another erection?
Oh, I'm sure you *will*, reassured6 the doctor, only it'll be somebody else's.