双语笑话|采购过早

Early Shopper

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent^{1 mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked.}

Doing my christmas shopping early, replied the defendant^2.

That's no offense, replied the judge, How early were you doing this shopping?

Before the store opened, countered the prisoner.

采购过早

那天是圣诞，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。你为何而被起诉？他问。

采购圣诞物品过早。被告答。

这不算犯法，法官回答，你购物多早？

在商店开门之前，犯人应道。